who said this

[MissMittens]

correct
VM

Thanks for clearing this up, VM........... diolch yn fawr

 

[MissMittens]

Nope, it was Walter Winchell, who could be just as funny as Groucho when the mood struck.

How about this one:

"Hollywood is a trip thru the sewer in a glass-bottomed boat."

Miser or Misner?

 

[LizzieMaine]

Wilson Mizner, correct.

Who said "Acting and prostitution -- the two oldest professions in the world, ruined by amateurs."

 

[MissMittens]

Wilson Mizner, correct.

Who said "Acting and prostitution -- the two oldest professions in the world, ruined by amateurs."

Never heard this before........I'm going to Google, but I swear I won't tell anyone the answer, lol

 

[Vampyre Master]

Wilson Mizner, correct.

Who said "Acting and prostitution -- the two oldest professions in the world, ruined by amateurs."

Mae West?
VM

 

[DNO]

Wilson Mizner, correct.

Who said "Acting and prostitution -- the two oldest professions in the world, ruined by amateurs."

Don't know, but it sure sounds like something John Ford would say.

 

[Vampyre Master]

Thanks for clearing this up, VM........... diolch yn fawr

Ah diolch yn fawr y ti
VM

 

[I Adore Film Noir]

Don't know, but it sure sounds like something John Ford would say.

Or maybe John Huston?

 

[LizzieMaine]

Nobody's guessed it yet. Hint: a play was written about him.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Nobody's guessed it yet. Hint: a play was written about him.

I thought it was a gossip columnist named Wolcott associated,somehow,with the Marx brothers..?

 

[LizzieMaine]

Alexander Woollcott, correct -- critic, radio commentator, and member of the Algonquin Round Table. "The Man Who Came To Dinner" was a thinly-disguised parody of him.

 

[MissMittens]

"A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me"

 

[dhermann1]

Wooollcott. Hmmm, that's ironic, since from everything I've heard about him, he was basically a***ual.

 

[pompier]

How about: "How like me, to put all my eggs into one *******"

 

[MissMittens]

How about: "How like me, to put all my eggs into one *******"

That's an easy one. Parker. My significant other looks like a young Parker

 

[Stanley Doble]

They don't want actresses anymore. They want chambermaids with capped teeth.

A rather cruel remark made in 1947 about the new generation of big bosomed blonde bombshells.

 

[Stanley Doble]

Alexander Woollcott, correct -- critic, radio commentator, and member of the Algonquin Round Table. "The Man Who Came To Dinner" was a thinly-disguised parody of him.

Too bad they got Monty Woolley to play the role in the movie. I have seen films of Woolcott. His appearance, demeanor and flat nasal New England accent would have been much funnier. If Nathan Lane had patterned his performance on Woollcot instead of Woolley he would have done a lot better.

 

[fashion frank]

I like children but I couldn't eat a whole one
VM

WC Fields

Also who said this one " go away kid you bother me "

All the Best ,Fashion Frank

 

[BigFitz]

"Come on you SOB's, you want to live forever?"

I've heard this line in movies but learned its origin (as far as we know) when I was 18.

 

[The Wiser Hatter]

Famous Marine Corps saying.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Daly