LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
As a town founded and dominated by a fundamentalist flat-earth religious cult, Zion, Illinois has cars? Imagine that.
Hey, let's all get together and send Jimmy some questions that aren't dumb.
Pigeon season never closes.
Box of books == outdated Army field manuals.
"Oh, I thought you carried the riding crop around because -- oh, never mind..."
And it never works out...
Pssst, Corky's real name is "Corkleigh," but he begged them not to put it on the diploma.
Good luck getting a word in...
VIctor Mature does the comics now?
Live life by your own rules.
As a town founded and dominated by a fundamentalist flat-earth religious cult, Zion, Illinois has cars? Imagine that.
Hey, let's all get together and send Jimmy some questions that aren't dumb.
Pigeon season never closes.
Box of books == outdated Army field manuals.
"Oh, I thought you carried the riding crop around because -- oh, never mind..."
And it never works out...
Pssst, Corky's real name is "Corkleigh," but he begged them not to put it on the diploma.
Good luck getting a word in...
VIctor Mature does the comics now?
Live life by your own rules.


