Gable vs. Bogart

[jamespowers]

Mr. Panda looks like he is staggering for something ! :eeek:

Mr. Panda is thirsty ...

Damned Panda is a certifable drunk. He knocks back a keg at a time. :doh:

 

[LizzieMaine]

I wish that panda was here right now. I'd so give him a job taking tickets.

 

[jamespowers]

I wish that panda was here right now. I'd so give him a job taking tickets.

:rofl: Being a lush and all?

 

[LizzieMaine]

He wouldn't get anything but $4 Narragansetts here.

 

[2jakes]

He wouldn't get anything but $4 Narragansetts here.

Wow ...JP...let's go ! :cheers1:

btw: how's the wx at this time ? [huh]

 

[LizzieMaine]

Either I'm going to be found dead in a snowbank, a shovel gripped in my icy fingers, or I'm going to be convicted of murdering a snowplow driver by lowering his own blade on his own neck. There's no third choice.

Neither Gable nor Bogart would keep filling in my driveway.

 

[Fading Fast]

Either I'm going to be found dead in a snowbank, a shovel gripped in my icy fingers, or I'm going to be convicted of murdering a snowplow driver by lowering his own blade on his own neck. There's no third choice.

Neither Gable nor Bogart would keep filling in my driveway.

If memory serves, your grandmother had a "creative" solution to the same problem.

 

[jamespowers]

Wow ...JP...let's go ! :cheers1:

[/QUOTE]

Uh, no thanks. That gives me the Schlitz.

 

[jamespowers]

He wouldn't get anything but $4 Narragansetts here.

He'll work for Narragansetts. p

 

[ChiTownScion]

Either I'm going to be found dead in a snowbank, a shovel gripped in my icy fingers, or I'm going to be convicted of murdering a snowplow driver by lowering his own blade on his own neck. There's no third choice.

I'm certain that I'd be in the same boat- or at least serving six to thirty for taking my shovel and turning that plow driver into a popsicle- if I didn't have my snow blower. I like mine so much that I actually enjoy clearing my drive and walks when we have a decent (6 inches or more) accumulation. I even do my neighbor's drive, if he needs it done. And if those village plows bury the end of the drive, I just clear the banks out after they leave- a battle of attrition that I always win. There's enough physical exertion that at the end that I get that "job well done" glow that welcomes a hot shower without the extreme physical exhaustion.

For me, relying upon the machine is also a matter of avoiding the inevitable MI that would take place if I had to rely upon hand shoveling, because I sure as heck could never rely upon my able bodied (but decidedly lazy) adult son to do it.

 

[2jakes]

Either I'm going to be found dead in a snowbank, a shovel gripped in my icy fingers, or I'm going to be convicted of murdering a snowplow driver by lowering his own blade on his own neck. There's no third choice.

Neither Gable nor Bogart would keep filling in my driveway.

I'm betting Gable would find a snowplow driver buried here in the snow &
if he's still breathing...Bogart would make sure he keeps his trap shut or else. :eeek: