Funny, odd, or the most absurd ads you have ever seen....

[jamespowers]

:eeek:~~~~lollollol

Let me guess---another Marquis de Sade book. Practitioner of this manly art?! Reminds me of something someone would say in a Rocky Horror picture show.

 

[hatophile]

She can wear my lobster any time!

 

[Connery]

A portable casket........:eeek::eeek::eeek:

 

[jamespowers]

A portable casket........:eeek::eeek::eeek:

And let me guess, if he gets in an accident then they just close it up and dig a hole?

 

[rue]

:rofl:

 

[Connery]

And let me guess, if he gets in an accident then they just close it up and dig a hole?

Who knows, that thing weighs 50 lbs. how far could he really go...[huh]

 

[jamespowers]

Who knows, that thing weighs 50 lbs. how far could he really go...[huh]

All the way to the graveyard.
Looking at it though, it looks better built than your average puny size car today.

 

[C-dot]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

 

[jamespowers]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

The Bearded Lady proves circus freaks can have a normal life after the carny.

 

[Stearmen]

Take It Off, Take It All Off

[video=youtube;EkpGM_MvZ2Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpGM_MvZ2Y&feature=related[/video]

 

[Gregg Axley]

Somehow, I knew it would come to this....:eusa_clap

 

[Story]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

The shaving theme revisited, almost thirty years later.

 

[Story]

 

[C-dot]

...Because regular ice cream doesn't pack enough punch!

 

[TidiousTed]

The Jayne Mansfield Hot Water Bottle is 22 inches long, and made of hard plastic molded into the shape of the famous actress and *** symbol. It was dreamt up by one of her promoters, during the height of her fame. At one point, there was even a proposal to do a life-size version, but the idea was eventually rejected as being too vulgar. It was a rare occasion of good judgment being exercised in the course of her career.

 

[jamespowers]

The Ice Cream that makes you glow in the dark.

 

[TidiousTed]

THE LIQUOR BOOK
Edited by:
Charles Austin Bates
Published by
The Charles Austin Bates Syndicate
NEW YORK
1899

With advertising for:
J W Seywour & Co
C H edison & Co
&
I H Thomas

A book preaching all the advantages of drinking alcohol of any sort

See the rest of the book here

 

[TidiousTed]

And here we have the perfect gift for the young terrorist. Lots of nice chemicals that can be mixed to see what blows up and what does not. Probably a smashing hit in Afghanistan if you parden the pun.

 

[Deco-Doll-1928]

Welcome Tidious Ted!

 

[Deco-Doll-1928]

Hello again everybody! I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while. Things have been a bit crazy on my end. I've had two "vintage weekends" in a row. So that meant a lot of running around town. I want to thank everybody that posted. I had a lot of good laughs at what everybody posted. I especially like the glow in the dark tie. I'm a sucker for those kinds of things. Hmmm....maybe I should buy the atomic kit so I can glow in the dark? Although, what what am I going to tell people? lol!