Your favorite movie quotes

[Stearmen]

I came to wear flannel and kick ****!

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Casino

"You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat Nicky with a knife, he comes back with a ***. And if you beat him with a *** you better kill him because he'll keep coming back until one of you is dead."
...Sam Rothstein on Nicky Santoro

"I'm what counts out here! Not your (expletive deleted) country clubs or your (expletive deleted) TV shows. And what the (expletive deleted) are you doing on TV anyhow???"
...Nicky Santoro

 

[SGTROCK]

Charles Bronson "Did you bring a horse for me?
laughing response "looks like we're shy one horse"
Bronson "you brought two to many"

 

[LizzieMaine]

"Listen, zipperpuss! Someday they're gonna just find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace! Nothing else! The Mystery of Morgan's Creek!"
-- William Demarest to his pestiferous daughter Diana Lynn, "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek."

 

[1mach1]

Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

Soapy: Hey! Call a fair game or I'll slap you right in the kisser!

Rocky Sullivan: You'll slap me? You slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

 

[Stearmen]

Soldier In the Rain. Jackie Gleason: Let me tell you something, my friend: being a fat narcissist isn't easy! [video=youtube;X_MimerMDsM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MimerMDsM[/video]

 

[Dennis Young]

Here's mine.
[video=youtube;n0-V7s0B-8Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0-V7s0B-8Q[/video]

 

[Fading Fast]

Soldier In the Rain. Jackie Gleason: Let me tell you something, my friend: being a fat narcissist isn't easy! [video=youtube;X_MimerMDsM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MimerMDsM[/video]

That line, like so many in this thread, goes up 100 fold in impact when delivered - Gleason hit the ball out of the park with his delivery.

 

[Fading Fast]

I came to wear flannel and kick ****!

What is this from?

 

[Stearmen]

What is this from?

Pants On Fire (2014) A kind of funny movie. About a kid that constantly lies to get out of trouble, then his lies start to come to life.

 

[Worf]

Commander Egan Powell: "I'm so scared my bones are clacking like dice on a Reno ****s table! I should be back in Hollywood writing a script about this not living it!

Rear Admiral Rockwell Torrey: "All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be somewhere else."

Commander Egan Powell: "Does that include Admirals?"

Rear Admiral Rockwell Torrey: "Yes...."

Otto Preminger's "In Harms Way!"

Worf

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Two and a Half Men
The following is dedicated to Jamespowers

Evelyn: Have your Mom and Dad ever taken you out for sushi?
Jake: No, I don't like sushi.
Evelyn: Well, how do you know if you've never tried it?
Jake: An educated guess.

 

[Stearmen]

Two and a Half Men
The following is dedicated to Jamespowers

Evelyn: Have your Mom and Dad ever taken you out for sushi?
Jake: No, I don't like sushi.
Evelyn: Well, how do you know if you've never tried it?
Jake: An educated guess.

From the same episode. Too funny! [video=youtube;Jsd-CPDOX18]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsd-CPDOX18[/video]

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Commando

John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger): A guy I've known for years wants me dead.
Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong): That's understandable, I've only known you five minutes and I want you dead too.

 

[jamespowers]

Two and a Half Men
The following is dedicated to Jamespowers

Evelyn: Have your Mom and Dad ever taken you out for sushi?
Jake: No, I don't like sushi.
Evelyn: Well, how do you know if you've never tried it?
Jake: An educated guess.

I hate sushi too.

 

[Stearmen]

I hate sushi too.

I love it! Name a better fish bate?

 

[jamespowers]

I love it! Name a better fish bate?

:rofl:

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Two and a Half Men
Buying clothes for Jake

Charlie (holding up bowling shirt): It says 'I have lots of money but I'm not a corporate drone.'
Alan: No, it says, 'I'm pushing forty and can't deal with it.'

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

 

[John T. Sarto]

From Casablanca. The young lady seeking advice from Rick as to whether she should have *** with Captain Renault to obtain exit visas.

"Monsieur Rick?"
"Yes?"
"Could I speak to you, please?"
"How'd you get in here? You're underage."
"I came with Captain Renault."
"I should have known."
"My husband is with me too."
"He is? Captain Renault's getting broad-minded."