Funny, odd, or the most absurd ads you have ever seen....

[jamespowers]

I will never understand why anyone finds these women to be the most beautiful there are. She looks ill.

Indeed. As opposed to:

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"Miss Universe" Australia winner 2009

Somehow I think Eddie Cantor would have greatly appreciated this girl.
Eddie Cantor -- Hungry Women (1928)

[video=youtube;jUrymzDOyTY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrymzDOyTY[/video]

Broke again, gentlemen
I am ruined now
Wall Street's not to blame
Nor the racing game
I have spent every cent
Let me tell you how
Listen one and all
To the cause of my downfall

Hungry women, hungry women
I feed em' and weep
They never eat cheap
Oh those meal hounds
Eat like real hounds
When they eat with me
They're out on a spree
They have cute faces and cute figures
But the real question
Is to where to find one
Who has got acute indigestion
Hungry women, hungry women
I feed 'em and weep

Hungry women, hungry women
Whenever we meet
It's "When do we eat?"
Then they pitch in
And clean the kitchen
What I'd like to know
Is where does it go?
I saw a great magician
Doing wonderous feats
He sawed a woman in half
Gave me the half that eats!
Oh those hungry women, hungry women
I feed 'em and weep

I met a girl with just two teeth
And took her to supper
But just my luck
Her lower tooth met with the upper!
Oh those hungry women, hungry women
I feed 'em and weep

 

[bil_maxx]

lollollol

"Invented by a former member of the Canadian Mounted Police". Hmm. Was he "Former" because or in spite of the new handcuffs. Canadian minds want to know.

 

[bil_maxx]

I am a little scared in what vacuum therapy might involve.

Just ask Austin Powers.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

It seems like there was another bizarro ad for something else posted here that had that same Louisville address.

 

[jamespowers]

It seems like there was another bizarro ad for something else posted here that had that same Louisville address.

Are you saying Louisville is the land of bourbon and nuts? lol lol

 

[Philip Adams]

She's just fourteen. She'll develop more when she gets older.

I just hope she develops more of an appetite!

 

[jamespowers]

I just hope she develops more of an appetite!

lol lol lol

 

[Stanley Doble]

I don't like girls so slim and lissom
That you cut yourself if you hug or kissom
- Ogden Nash

 

[jamespowers]

I don't like girls so slim and lissom
That you cut yourself if you hug or kissom
- Ogden Nash

:rofl:

 

[Mr. Hallack]

I am not sure if this was real, looks it though, and old.

 

[Stearmen]

Beayty Device

Miss Smith uses the above device twice daily. She says, "thats what keeps me young and beautiful!" She certainly doesn't look any where near 29.

 

[ChadHahn]

"You need not inhale to enjoy marijuana", Bill Clinton

Chad

 

[jamespowers]

"You need not inhale to enjoy marijuana", Bill Clinton

Chad

:rofl:

 

[Effingham]

He didn't use his cigars for inhaling, either....

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"You need not inhale to enjoy marijuana", Bill Clinton

Chad

I'm sure Bill & Hillary would like to forget this picture. :rofl: