What Was The Last Movie You Watched?

[Harp]

And recently, Bullitt. A movie I have come to appreciate more and more with each viewing. A solid cast that maybe gets overlooked because of the car chase of all car chases.

...or the Swanson's tv dinners. Steverino stacks them at the hood grocer's.
I like it that he doesn't cook and is probably a basic slob like me. Reheats his coffee too.

 

[Touchofevil]

...or the Swanson's tv dinners. Steverino stacks them at the hood grocer's.
I like it that he doesn't cook and is probably a basic slob like me. Reheats his coffee too.

He reminds me of Paul Newman’s character in Harper.

 

[Harp]

He reminds me of Paul Newman’s character in Harper.

Now that you mention it, yeah.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Das Boot - 1985 uncut TV series (282 min).

Always a happening.

 

[Fading Fast]

Captured! (1933) with Leslie Howard, Douglas Fairbanks Jr, Paul Lukas, and Margaret Lindsay


A British prisoner of war becomes imprisoned alongside his best friend from home, unaware that while he was captured, the friend began an affair with his wife. – Internet Movie Database


If you notice a contradiction in IMDb's plot summary of Captured!, you also get the entire rub of the movie: a best friend doesn't sleep with your wife while you're in a prisoner of war camp – it's almost tautologically impossible. Has it ever happened? Of course it has.

Talk about awkward:

"Any news from home?"
"Umm, no."
"How's my wife?"
"Howling like a banshee."
"What!"
"Oh, nothing, I said she's fine."
"Oh, okay."

Sure, the jokes write themselves, but not for Leslie Howard, who met and married his wife in all of six days before shipping out and soon finding himself in a POW camp. He gets worried, not suspicious when his wife's letters stop coming. "Sorry, dear, I was too exhausted to write."

When Howard's best friend, or so he thought, played by Douglas Fairbanks Jr., is captured and brought to the same camp, Howard is excited for the companionship and news from home: ''How's my wife?" "Couldn't be more satisfied." "What?" "She misses you."

It's only funny in a cruel way, as Howard loves his wife and holding on to her is the one thing that's keeping him going in the hell of a POW camp. Fairbanks Jr. realizes what an outright scumbag he's been, but now doesn't seem to be the time to tell Howard – he may be right.

As that awful personal drama plays out, the men are also dealing with the horrors of living in a German POW camp in WWI. When a new camp commander, played by Paul Lukas, arrives, Howard as senior officer of the prisoners negotiates improved conditions.

In return for guaranteeing no escape attempts, he gets the men better accommodations, food, and recreation, but since trying to escape is an army (it can be murky) rule or expectation, can he even really do this? Who knows? But he does.

Fairbanks Jr., who walks into this highly unusual setup and is dying from the guilt of talking to Howard every day, plans to escape anyway, arguing with Howard, and probably rightfully so, that it's his duty. "What about schtupping my wife?" "Not a duty, but quite enjoyable." "Damn you."

Kidding aside again, Fairbanks Jr. escapes because some m*ron in German high command thought it logical to put a major air force base next to a POW camp, but an unbelievable set of coincidences leads to an intriguing, if not-that-believable, Act III.

So many things that are not believable happen in Act III, that you just have to go with it because the good core story (the best friend banging the wife and the two men ending up in the same POW camp) keeps you engaged.

You also stay engaged because it's a heck of a cast. Howard is always a bit Howard, but still an outstanding actor in that he captures, as he does here, something of his character in a complex way. Fairbanks Jr. is excellent, too, but part of his appeal is his ridiculous handsomeness.

On the other side of the, well, war is Lukas who never puts in a bad performance. Here, he's the WWI-style German officer of code and honor. He tries, like Howard, to make the best of an awful situation. What country, after all, ever has enough food and medicine during a total war?

The woman both men want, played by the lovely Margaret Lindsay, gets limited screen time and then has the awkward role of trying to justify cheating on her husband, a POW, with his best friend. She's pretty and has lovely diction, but that's a bridge too far for almost any actress.

Watch her scenes as she almost looks frightened. What approach could she take? Her husband did nothing wrong, but time, distance, and lust pushed him far enough out of mind for her to misbehave. It's almost understandable, but not defendable, and she knows it.

Shot on sets at Warners with a few sequences at the Glendale Grand Central Air Terminal standing in for the German air base conveniently located right next to the prisoner of war camp, you won't be fooled that you're in Germany, but Warners still knew how to make an A picture.

What is outright odd to us today, but was reasonably common back then, is to have the German officers all speaking in German with no translation of any kind. It is off putting to be watching an entire conversation take place in German and then have the movie return to English.

Movies like Captured! – mini morality tales – don't get made today, unless as an indie somewhere because all movies now are extravaganzas that aren't happy if they don't overwhelm you with too many entangled storylines, themes, characters, and action.

In the early era of sound, however, a one-trick pony movie could be embraced by a major studio and the public: best friend sleeps with best friend's wife while that friend is serving God and King locked away in a POW camp. It's simple, awful, and morally rattling.

It's nice today to watch a movie that has a theme, a message, and a plot that all naturally align. You don't want every movie to be like that, but complexity for complexities sake is an affliction too. KISS can apply in measured amounts to movies too.

 

[Harp]

^ I haven't been following The Iliad wokeness story or Supergirl box office bust, but it seems the corporate suite is lost beyond gravity's reasoned truth.